Part of the problem is that we as an audience know that Peralta and Boyle aren’t just a little quirky, they’re deeply, deeply flawed people Charles can be meticulous and dweeby to the point of pain, while Peralta is a sophomoric, sometimes-kinda-gross class clown. The duo’s eight-day stakeout was a thoroughly unsurprising arc that hit all the major beats - early confidence, initial cracks, all-out war, eventually becoming besties again - with such dull regularity that it hardly seems a story worth telling. But it turns out that turning these best bros against each other is not only kinda sad, it’s also not that funny. You are all very welcome.Boyle and Peralta’s ride-or-die friendship is one of the bedrocks of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, so it makes sense that the show would eventually find a way to test it. I mean, they’re not so much “lyrics” as they are me just repeating the title of the show over and over again and pronouncing the punctuation to make it feat the beat.

Mike Schur has excellent taste in theme music.) (Oh, and this seems like a good time to remind you about the rap version of the Parks theme, which has about 150,000 views right now, of which I am probably responsible for 60,000-65,000.) I even accidentally created lyrics to it as the season went on. It’s on the short list - the very short list - of shows with opening credits that I don’t zip through on DVR. That is what I would discuss if I were discussing that.

You are welcome to discuss either or both of those things below, possibly focusing on how funny it was when Andy Samberg tried to turn in his badge and gun and Andre Braugher wouldn’t let him. Brooklyn Nine-Nine wrapped up its excellent first season with a very excellent finale earlier this week.

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